Are you tired of all those non-buried are just lyibg around like they’re dead. Then bot do I have just the thing for you. Introducing Human Bone Broth. I know, I know, you’re saying “But Pool Noodle Kid isn’t there already turkey AND meat broth, why another one?” And to that I Say those graves take up so much space and are so USELESS. Always with the finding of the old graves aren’t you tired of it. Tell em’ “Get up and get boilin’!” Of course you just waisted your time saying that cause, well their dead. Human Bone Broth is how you turn the dead into bread or turn graves into craves. Thank you for listening.
I cannibal-ieve you’d suggest such a thing!
It would be cool if the bones had more uses. I’d love it if we could somehow preserve skulls and bones, maybe they could be used as fences or fed to dogs.