The BRAND NEW ZIPPO!

Tired of having to grab a leaf to make a fire?
You have cars and machines, but still make a fire the old caveman way?

DO YOU FEEL LIKE A DIRTY ANIMAL WHENEVER YOU WANNA COOK SOMETHING?!

Well FEEL BAD NO MORE!
Introducing the BRAND NEW LIGHTER!

Flint chip+ Steel ingot = Unassembled Zippo
Unassembled zippo + hammer hit = Empty Zippo
Empty Zippo = Kerosene = Zippo

You wanna make a fire? Use the Zippo! Zip Zip! That tinder or wood chippings will feel the burn without having to use primitive tools!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MOREEE!

If you think this is absolutely op, a Zippo only has 8 uses until it needs refueling, so it’s absolutely balanced!

Your SOON TO BE YOURS Zippo will be available in an update near you!

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